Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me...

HELLOOOOOO EVERYONE,

Lol, everyone... hmm thats slightly optimistic of me, but ho hum.
Well, as i haven't posted for a while, i suppose i better fill you in on whats been happening- so here goes........................................................................................................................................
Thats right- NOTHING. Well that was inevitable really.

Today was pretty crud. CRUD! What a smashing word. Although there were some amusing events... i fell over whilst pretending to fall over, think aobut it... it DOES make sense!!!
Also, Jenny asked me if i'd ever heard the song about the horse in the blackberry tree (or something) and i said... "NAY!" Ha! ? Well i laughed, but then i would.

Also Bexie bexie butt flaps and me were SUPPOSED to be rehearsing our play tonight but we got side-tracked by Little Britain impressions! Ahhhh so much fun... happy times, full of skipping and picnics and fresh green grass laced with fresh moring dew... BALLS.

Speaking of Ms Betambog, she is eating very well lately! Not one Mc Chicken Premiere has been anywhere near her for a good... 3 hours! Mwahahaha. BIG FAT JOKE. It was more like 1 hour hahaha jeez i'm full of them tonight... no she has been a salad worshipper for a good few days, which is impressive for her, so well done fart face! I love you really!

Anyway, i'm gonna shoot (well not really although that would be fun, i can think of some people i'd quite like to take an arm or leg off of at the moment... we'll leave that for another time...YIKES...)

Rightio, See you all around most probably,

Lots of Love The Pig xxx xxx.

"Yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy..."

Hey dudes,

Just a quick one today... (oo more tea vicar...!)

TODAY THERE WAS CORONATION CHICKEN AND SAUSAGES AND BAKED BEANS AGAIN... BUT... I COULD HAVE BOTH!!!

I was (sadly yes) and utterly amazed! That made my day... Even when Tristan stole the orange i had been saving all day, i didn't get stressy! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!

Yeah whatever Jaye...

See ya

Adios, take care...

Love Moi

XXX.

"Give me all the bliss and joy in your mind..."

Buenos noches,

Well today i woke up- No, wait, lets start with last night. (I want to share something exceedingly special with you, no it isn't a Mr. Kipling's Cup cake... if it was, i wouldn't share it) Anywho, i finished writing my stupid "What do we learn about the Merchant's character in Chaucer's 'The Merchant's Tale'" essay, at about quarter to 1am and decided to hit the sack... but i got a sudden urge to change my bedding (oo like a hamster...) There is nothing more refreshing than a fresh, crisp bed. Aaaahh BLISS. Thats pretty much all i wanted to say... well i was excited anyway... i guess you had to be there... hmm, that could be dodgy!

Moving on to today... well for starters, i was ON TIME FOR SCHOOL! HIGH FIVE... or not.
But then... lunch time arrived... WHY OH WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE CORONATION CHICKEN AND COWBOY PIE ON THE SAME DAY??? ITS TORTURE! I TAKE ABOUT 5 HRS DECIDING WHICH ONE TO HAVE! In the end i chose cowboy pie, PURELY because it was cold outside and i needed to warm my body up... i carefully avoided eye contact with the coronation chicken on my way past. Look, everything has eyes, alright? EVERYTHING.

So apart from another fun-packed school council meeting,(in which i picked to death a fake leaf) that was my day!

Hello Lucy, tomorrow we shall show the world what we are made of with our crazy dancing!
Lucy is single and looking for love... she likes stamp collecting and taking long hikes- she owns an ant farm and would love to show you her collection... so get in touch!
Only joking Lucindeeeee!

One more thing! BECKAAAAAAAAY NEEDS THESE WELL COOL SNAZZY BLING BLING BOOTS... NEEDS THEM, NEEDS THEM! So, donations would be helpful... cheques are fine but cash would be proper bo. Thank you!

So, um... adios

Take care,

Love Cochinillo (thats piglet in Spanish dudes)

XXX.

'Be sure before you close that door...'

Hola Chicos y Chicas,

Well, well, well, would you look at that! Celine Dion actually sang about something worth listening to! Yes, i'm still going on about the bitch ass door.

Anyway, today has been rather eventful i'd say. Mainly unpleasant things, but ce la vie, or how ever that stupid bollocks saying goes.
Had a singing lesson- apparently i have a range of three octaves... that is supposed to be good. I don't know, i'm no musician. Ho hum.

Saturday tomorrow. I'll probably sleep for the majority of the day, wake up at some pointless hour, realise the best part of the day has gone and sleep some more. Think i'm going to good old Bideford tomorrow night. WAIT! Can i get a REEEEWIND! (Rhetorical question) Take away the 'good' its just old Bideford.

Right, here me now! Bumble squat. After another thrilling rehearsal for the staff and sixth form pantomime, the skies decided to squeeze out some of the ol' wet stuff, so i tried giving Mother a ring and you'd think after 15 times of calling she might actually pick up! (Actually you'd give up and just walk.. i'm stubborn ok?) BUT NOOOOO! I ask you, what is the point in owning a mobile phone if you don't pick it up when its ringing?!! Like the stealthy-made- of- steel- warrior i am, i trudged on home passing my fellow inbre- i mean shebbearians on my way. BY JOVE, do i have "A TENNER FOR WHOEVER CAN SOAK JAYE THE MOST" written on my back? There i was minding my own business, singing away- "Hit me baby one more tiiii-" SPLASH. All up me leg. "Thankyou, whoever you are you TWAT in your gay ass Fiesta!!"
ANYWAY, i finally reached my door (Que the triumphant music) Thats pretty much the end of my story. I swear my cat laughed at me when i came in looking like a drowned rat.

Anyway, i better go get a life...

AYECHARUMBA.

Take care,

Adios,

Love The Pig/Jiglet/Piglet/Jaye/Jay Jay/Mole/Weasel/Yaj... i'm sure there are more...

XXX XXX.

Ow, ow, ow!

Howdy,
Sorry i haven't posted for a while, i've been really busy... ha ha, for those of you who know me well- that is bullshit. Ho hum.

Hmm, so what has The Pig been up to... not much really. Today i had a nasty run in with the door leading to the quad from the toliets. The stupid thing isn't on a spring so it SLAMS shut everytime the wind blows! My trotter got squashed as the huge chunk of pointless wood rammed into it at about 800 mph! Anywho, as i have been chosen to represent Thorne for the upper sixth in the school council, ( Yes you're jealous, its ok i understand) i shall bring it up in the meeting! SUUUPER PIIIG! Super spacker more like.

Other news- 5-a-side football on Thursday. Hmm. Hmm indeed.
I've given up asking Chappers for my rugby shirt, Becky and me have been waiting, ooo, about 25 weeks or so? Grr.

Corfu in June! W00t! That should be a laugh. Hope you guys are alright about hanging with Jiglet for 2 weeks...

Right, I'm off now... i say off, i'll actually just sit here for a few more hours, but you know what i mean.

Adios amigos/amigas, ¡El cerdo volverá con noticias más emocionantes pronto! ¡Hasta entonces, adiós!

Piglet xxx xxx.

Welcome to my pen...

Hola,
I spend most of my life on this damn computer so I thought i'd create my own blog! Actually it was El Greggo's idea, because i'm trying to find somewhere i can put the pics i took on New Years Eve. Blogging seemed like a good idea ay Greg? But for some reason it won't allow me to upload pictures. Ho hum.

News from New years Eve- Um... my feet hurt from wearing stilettos for ten hours. Greg wore his Mother's shoes! Actually, everyone was wearing funny shoes. No where seemed to be open so we stayed in The Tavern all night, which was lovely and warm thank god. Freeeezing outside!

Anywho, I shall go and attempt to upload these snaps.

Take care

Adios,

Piglet xxx